Welcome to the Instant Organ Transplantation Machine (IOTM)!

Do you want to buy new organs and have them transplanted immediately 
to heal your wounds? This gives you an extra life FOR JUST $ {organ_transplant_dollar_in}! 
This is a truly incredible offer! This is the time to get rid of your
ill organs and get a fresh body! Note: No orphans were harmed for 
building this machine. 


Press {accept} to accept the deal (-$1.0, +L) and {escape} to leave.
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Welcome to the Instant Organ Transplantation Machine (IOTM)!

Do you want to buy new organs and have them transplanted immediately 
to heal your wounds? This gives you an extra life FOR JUST $ {organ_transplant_dollar_in}! 
This is truly an incredible offer! Now is the time to get rid of your
ill organs and get a fresh body! Note: No orphans were harmed for 
building this machine. 


However, you don't have enough money. Press {escape} to leave.


